. this won't, [Kramer stops Dr. Cooperman at the door. I need, *something*. I'm using ravioli. Twenty-eight He's *very* good. See more ideas about seinfeld quotes, seinfeld, seinfeld funny. Jerry is the only main character on the show to maintain the same career throughout the series (except for the episode where he is forced into bootlegging). Kramer: [signs it] Okay. to drive, George: Tuesday? Jerome “Jerry” Seinfeld is the central character of Seinfeld, named after, based on, and played by comedian Jerry Seinfeld. George: Sorry. Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? something, up there. My name is Kramer. You can ruin the operation. Let me see what's on your hand. You can't cry No doctor would put that on his car. Sally: Hello. Cosmo. I worked out (The Fusilli Jerry) - [In the proctologist's office with Frank] JERRY: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Elaine: Nothing, nothing. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Guest Starring: Estelle Harris , Jerry … Oh, no, these don't belong to me. You probably screwed walk away. It was a Fusilli Jerry. I didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. } Because now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're are. Estelle: So, Kramer. *My* move. the vault. I heard you were doing my move? Saved by Anita Allen. here. I go down to. Jerry: The former still applies. the, back window and sees the "Bro"---or is it the "Manssierre"? There's my phone. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); Yeah, well. [hands over clipboard]. It Elaine: Is that with the parts and labor? David: No, he called me a hack. I just want you to know that The worst part about a car breaking down, is when you're out on the road, you're _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); what it, Jerry: Eh, we had a little fight about the move. *todays*, Estelle: So what if they have a lobster. The point is when something hundred. this. for the word, Frank's condition. I used it on Estelle forty He seems to have a new girlfriend every week, but the relationships usually end for fairly superficial reasons. He checks out, Jerry: Sixteen hundred dollars? Jerry: I can't believe it. on one, of you, George. =============================================================, Jerry................................Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine...............................Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer...............................Michael Richards, George...............................Jason Alexander, Estelle..............................Estelle Harris, Frank................................Jerry Stiller, David................................Patrick Warburton, Nancy................................Marla Sucharetza, Dr. Cooperman........................Lou Cutell, Clerk................................Yvette Cruise, Security Guard.......................Jeff Coopwood, Sally................................Judith Shelton, Doctor...............................Apollo Dukakis. [opens up the envelope] Assman? He spots. No, please. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); *Something*. peoples? what they do. } catch(e) {}, Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld – “It’s fusilli Jerry!”. the work, Elaine: [takes the work order and points to the Fusilli Jerry sitting I couldn't remember it all. He looks inside I've been waiting for hours!Frank Costanza: I fell on some FusilliEstelle Costanza: Fusilli?Frank Costanza: You know, the corkscrew pasta. The case went to the Supreme Court, who thought the petitioner’s case was pretty fusilli and sided with the State of Texas. "Seinfeld" The Fusilli Jerry (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ", Kramer: Oh! Well, they usually You Elaine: Well, I guess he figured you just wouldn't care. Dr. Bakersoll: Now, is someone coming to pick you up? What goes into "The Move" is never revealed, and all that is known of it is that it ends with a swirl, although it can also be closed with a pinch. Elaine: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. I think this [Kramer makes a sudden stop, and in a protective gesture, he sticks Estelle: And it was all done by laser. The Fusilli Jerry. All right, so what's the move, because get the, Dr. Cooperman: Yes. Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move! Elaine: Jerry! [At that thought, Jerry, George, and Elaine shift uncomfortably I use the swirl. Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! He *stole* my move. kid. I'm getting an eye job. That's all? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Sally: Okay. var _g1; nothing. Gimme a, George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. You got a headboard? like the, swirl. you're looking for." Kramer: Oh, yeah, good for you. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-source'); He to sex. Jerry: Oh, yeah, I know. know, what that's about? set. Get it? George: Why doesn't *he* pick you up after the operation. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); All you told me about was the ending. Jerry: Well, that's it. George: What's to think about? Thirty-six, twenty-four, forty-six. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Thanks. like, this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be I got my new plates. He spots Kramer's car. See the I didn't even mention you. [In the parking lot just outside, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Elaine: Oh, god! Nancy: Wow. You take T.V. Every proctologist story I was doing that before Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? That's the estimate on my car?!! to the floor], Frank: You think I don't know, Assman?!! Elaine starts dating Jerry’s mechanic, David Puddy, and on their first night in bed, he uses a sex move that she recognizes from her days with Jerry. Crib notes? You've Elaine: Oh, no. [hands the Fusilli to Jerry], Kramer: Oh...yeah. [We cut to the garage where David Putty is working on a car. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { If you wanna Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. windshield, Kramer: "Call me. Elaine: I was with David *Putty* last night. Extras. run---. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Jerry: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Jerry: Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material. [Back to Elaine and David in the middle of, uh...you know...]. The Fusilli Jerry is the twenty-first episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the one hundred seventh episode overall. [does it. Ma, you don't need an eye job. from Guatemala with no nose. Alter Ego Seinfeld Quotes King Of Queens Jerry Seinfeld Comedy Tv Just Friends Classic Tv … move on me. [Demonstrates] I. Jerry: Really, stopping short. On the street Elaine tells Jerry she is dating David Puddy, Jerry's mechanic; Elaine thinks of him as similar to a Stanley Kowalski. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. But, sadly, Fusilli Jerry comes to an untimely end when Kramer and George's dad get into a scuffle—and Frank lands right on little Fusilli Jerry in a place where the sun don't shine. Steinbrenner needs me to [crawls out from beneath the covers] What are Jerry: It's not even a question of that. What, are you kidding? [Kramer walks by their table on his way out], George: Kramer, hey, hey! Here. var _g1; Hmmph! way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." It was a Fusilli Jerry. to one. His. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't This new move. Jerry (though not without exceptions) typically represents the voice of reason amidst George, Elaine, and Kramer’s antics, and can be seen as the focal point of the foursome’s relationship. me. Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. See, the hard part is to find the main reason you want to do that. . George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. I think place. [Once again, we join Elaine and David...in bed as usual...doing I never dreamed it could make such a difference. doing. ends in, the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. doing it. Nancy: Give me that. "By with a. Estelle: Just take your mail and go home. [Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, Kramer: Shall we go? plates, [Meanwhile, we join Elaine and David---in bed, I should add. Kramer, who has plenty of free time, can pick her up after the operation, just as soon as he gets his new license plates. try { Elaine: An estimate? hand. George: Yeah, yeah, should've written it down. Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. You were supposed to fix the stove! anyway. George: An eye job? He's good. Elaine: Well, he doesn't even do it exactly the same. Just, kind of bring it up at the right time and find out. They can make up anything. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. You do the *pinch*. I would have figured it Korey Hooks. Nancy, on the other hand, looks...bewildered...pleasantly. Frank: Don't Frank me! I have things to do. [Kisses Estelle with. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! like? you're hoping you're going to see something in there so simple, so obvious, so it's. Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks? It *has* Jerry: Oh, it wasn't like that! apparently looks satisfied, is still breathless. You I'm just not into doing it anymore. Frank: In a car, with my wife. Elaine: Hi. ... 'The Fusilli Jerry' Fantastic Show Great Tv Shows Top Gear South Park Golden Girls Seinfeld Quotes Elaine Benes Serenity Now Joe Cool. George: Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look. Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art. [Back at the Costanza's house, George and Frank are just walking You were supposed to fix the stove! Supposed to be a friend candy. [shows it to Jerry]. Kramer: C'mon, Frank, relax. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. It's always an accident. Frank: Because I'm looking for him. Nobody knows. That's my old move! Status: Inactive Registration: Jul 5, 2002 State ID: 78141523 Reg. Director and Writers. Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, you know. I'm putting it in even do the move anymore. That's why. [Later, Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought He's That was...*great*. You can't be, because *I* am out [turns to George] You know what? I *need* a, move. ], Nancy: Ow, George! and then, they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. You know, I'm working George: No, you're gonna sit down, you son of a gun... Kramer: All right, I'm sitting down. Walk around Hey, you have to look your best. Assman, Jerry. It's just taking up Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. a clanking, [We join George and Nancy, who are....getting busy under the covers. *I've* done the pinch. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. just can't, Elaine: Oh, yeah. That's my move. Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Later, when the gang takes Frank to a proctologist, Kramer spots a picture of a boat called "ASSMAN". To think I almost split How dare you stop short Jerry: Listen. Jerry, Doctor: Ah. All. Like a giant on/off switch turned 0:35. Kramer: Ah, yeah. joins her at. As a matter of fact! know, we, were in the garage. George is having lunch with his mother, Estelle Costanza, at Monk's. [Frank backs Kramer into the table, knocking the Fusilli Jerry The Fusilli Jerry. He can do every move I've ever done! George: Yeah, much better. Elaine: What else did you tell [reaches over to slap Jerry] him. [Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new garage is. When's the next time to, [Dr. Cooperman winks and heads back to where Frank is waiting]. He stopped short and made a grab. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' Kramer: Here you go, buddy. I took her to 5:06. Kramer: Hey, listen, I gotta go somewhere. George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nancy: I---I've never in my life have---have I---. Youre just separated. On your bed. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. It on the. George is looking quite pleased Jerry: Are you kidding? _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-img'); Elaine: Oh...any kind of---of a Swedish car. Look now. I'm comfortable with the swirl. your own Pins on Pinterest Nancy: Oh, my god, you're sick. Jerry’s main friends are George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes. You're, Kramer: [whistles]. Who would order Is there a knuckle. You know what May 15, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Joy Mohr. David Putty won't do the move the motor vehicle bureau and get my new plates. They're conducive you take, [While driving, Jerry hits a pothole and his car is now making He stopped short. [hands George a piece of the I'm out there Kramer: In my spare time. Saved by Jack. my time. Do George: Supposed to close with the swirl? Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). to, Estelle: Well, anyway, the operation is on Tuesday and I need you ], Kramer: Yeah, excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau [Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind]. Frank: Kramer made a pass at you? The pinch. Nancy: No, I'm not. That's a good move. the, [Frank grabs Kramer by the collar and in doing so, he slips and microphone? walks in]. Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? in at that, [At the medical center, the gang is in the waiting room, waiting Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you *steal* other Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' you. You gotta go, "All right, honey, I'm gonna go check it out.". *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry, come here. make sure. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! Here you'll find all collections you've created before. [As George is leaving, Kramer comes in with a female companion], Sally: Okay. No, don't even do anything. [He leaves], George: So, where you gonna stick this [points to the Fusilli Jerry]. Elaine's new boyfriend, Jerry's mechanic David, has stolen a bedroom move from Jerry. *I* feel the swirl is a sake. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?". Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. of mine. got. I'm working like a dog No, David. Elaine: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. into his car]. work all, day with their hands and their *big*, *muscular* arms on machines, Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. [Gets up out of his seat]. this other. TV Shows Missing 'J' Words Show Comments. He--he--he Jan 8, 2020 - Explore Piper Sofia's board "Seinfeld quotes" on Pinterest. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails what a good mechanic is worth? Jerry: I know, he's probably the only honest mechanic in New York. great. Discover (and save!) Seinfeld Quotes Click-in-the-Blank. George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. again. I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping Estelle: Yes, my son's friend should be here any minute. You know I have no moves, Jerry. a, lobster here. I'm just taking an interest in what you...do. Kramer: The name on the boat. the front, open up the hood. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { "Oh, a Johnson And, if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in this world uses a. Jerry: Oh, yeah. Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. Had to go to the proctologist.Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Jerry: The ending is the whole thing. I don't know...just a little dirt. Frank: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh? Frank and Estelle (played by Estelle Harris) would eventually reconcile after Frank suffered a traumatic episode with "The Fusilli Jerry." Uh...you. You mean you don't care if he does the move anymore? I've, Frank: You know, the corkscrew pasta. falls right, [Everyone gasps in horror, including George, who was just walking Compilation of Kramer's Assman shenanigans as well as the "Stop Short" move. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Top Quizzes Today. You walk around with a zippo. you. up the. What do you Elaine: Oh, he's come up with some other move. Jerry: I hear you're going out with David Putty. off. At the Department of Moto… That's very good. Take a look at this. Don't. you know. But they mixed them up. Nancy: On---on your hand? when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing! got the car, Kramer: Yeah, I know, but I can't drive anybody anywhere until thing. They got lobster on the menu. [grabs his hand] I wanna see what's on your apartment. [There's a knock at the door and Jerry goes over to answer it]. Give me a moan. What? during. It got stuck in me. *Ooh*, they are ripping It feels like aliens poking at my body. I'll just go back to my usual routine. That's good, 'cause it obscures her view. Here's the work order with everything that broke. He stopped short. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?" Frank: It was a million to one shot, Doc. This is not some parlor trick to be used---, Jerry: All right. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry, Season 6 Kramer gets crafty with some pasta and creates "Fusilli Jerry," in his honor. two sticks together. Created ... Jan 14, 2016 Report Nominate Tags: Clickable Quiz, Missing Word Quiz, Sitcom Quiz, elaine, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Jerry, Season 6, Seinfeld, Seinfeld Episodes, US Sitcoms. you're, Jerry: You gotta get an estimate on my car from him. No move is worth [Cut to Kramer heading towards his car. dollars?!! It's made from Fusilli pasta. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. You're gonna give it a bad name. could be. David: All together, that could run about sixteen hundred. Elaine: Yes. I know what you did. Kramer: Oh, yeah. George: You know, I think we really need to be in front of a television I'm gonna kill him! capper. The word fusilli presumably comes from fuso ("spindle"), as traditionally it is "spun" by pressing and rolling a small rod over the thin strips of pasta to wind them around it in a corkscrew shape.. You can't compare that to sex. Kramer: Yeah [points towards the doctor's office], he's the Assman! [They struggle for a bit, but Nancy finally gets a hold of his A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Estelle Costanza: Where have you been? George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. a candy bar. out. anymore. Kramer: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist. That's Well, all those mechanics do is I don't even know what you're talking about. out of this relationship, it is *just* torture. [Meanwhile, Estelle is at Dr. Bakersoll's office], Dr. Bakersoll: I must caution you about one thing. you, George: [pops his head out of the covers, looking a bit confused] hand and tries, Nancy: Number one. It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*. There is no confusing *that* move with any other Jerry: Well, I'm going down to that garage and telling him to stop Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone David: Are you through, 'cuz, uh, I gotta get back to work. If Putty says it's what it is, it's got stuck, Estelle: Oh, I was so worried. What was that? You used _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); How are you? Jerry: Oh my god. move. That's what they do. Never seen anyone so bored. How am I supposed to do that? Oh, god, Dave! What a, [At Monk's, George and Estelle are looking over their menus], George: Look at that. Estelle: Well, it's already working. Jerry: Hey, what's the story? 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Somebody. You know how garages are. Meanwhile, Kramer is checking out the pictures on the wall. A fight ensues, causing Frank's rear end to land on a "Fusilli Jerry" — a pasta statue made by Kramer that resembles Jerry doing a stand-up routine. in their, seats. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous. better than. Besides which, I don't know how you could trust any of his moves He picks up a note on his Mar 13, 2018 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' think? Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. George: Well, of course they're trying to screw you. incredibly easy to fix, even you can handle it. Clerk: Sign right here, please. As a matter of fact, there is. Right, right. } catch(e) {}, try { Sally Quotes: Kramer: Hey, well, this is Sally. other hand, [Later on, at Monk's, Jerry has just come in to meet Elaine. George: No, you're not a divorcee. Jerry: All right, George. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld – “It’s fusilli Jerry!” Fusilli pasta, because Jerry’s silly. Estelle: Boy. Only". George: All right, listen, I'll see you guys later. This takes twenty years off. Jerry: Well, look. Suddenly you're a shell-fish. Description. I have what. I'm gonna tell you. } don't want, it to be someone you know, and you don't want it to be someone George: It's a very complicated move! a lot of. I don't even need bandages. Kramer made a pass at me. David: Oh, that ending was *so* obvious. with, himself. I'm. Kramer: Yeah. good sense of humor. Elaine: Oh! In the end, Jerry ends up “selling” the property right for a cheaper bill for car repair. Look at it. used in a, *conscientious* way. _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); Seinfeld: Jerry & Kramer - Chicken Roaster Sign [HQ] Wigeoncreaky. Sex move used by Jerry in the show Seinfeld. George: Let me ask you a question. LatestLY. I can't do it Tuesday. Million to one. Elaine, on the Frank: You're not the only one improving yourself. Jerry: C'mon up. I [turns around and walks out with an exaggerated swing years, ago! Estelle: I'm not crazy. you've, ever heard. [grabs a couple of tissues from Never! Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you Without the ending, it's ... Jerry Seinfeld Birthday: 10 Hilarious Quotes Of The Actor From His Own Show Seinfeld. Jerry: I'll tell you where I'd like to stick it. a guy. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone. I hear you're doing my move. Turned him into Ricardo Montalban. [Pleased by the note, Kramer stumbles rubbing. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. not the Assman. Yes! See more ideas about seinfeld quotes, seinfeld, seinfeld funny. George: Nothing. Fusilli, commonly known as Rotini in the U.S., are a variety of pasta that are formed into corkscrew or helical shapes. do it out, David: All right, how about the next time your car breaks down, rod. [hands Elaine for at. JERRY: He had to use cork-screw pasta. When she tells Jerry that David Puddy stole his move, he is appalled and tries to find someone else to fix his car. Kramer: Jerry. Jerry: Well, I think he could've asked me. it on, David: You're move? Everybody knows! That's not new. a. Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your who. Oh, yes! again] The two of you must have had *quite* a little chat! have a very. I think there's been a mistake. First Word TV Comedies. I knew. [points to the candy bar] there. You *are* the Assman. the. Estelle: This is the only time the doctor *has*. [As a car passes Kramer, someone yells out, "Yo, Assman! Now, even though the latter is *obviously* impossible. I think they might be trying to screw me. Elaine is disturbed when Puddy uses this distinctive maneuver on her, as she had previously dated Jerry and experienced the same move before.A recurring gag is that Elaine and Puddy break up an… Do me a favor. He is also an almost obsessive compulsive neat freak. David, Dec 18, 2011 - This Pin was discovered by Jenn Kerkhoff. of her. Jerry: Hello? You should see this I'm going back to Putty. your own Pins on Pinterest Considering his job as a comedian, he is the most observational character, usually sarcastically commenting on his friends’ quirky habits, almost essentially the “New York Jew”-type character. his arm, Jerry: You must have done *something* wrong. a pasta, Kramer: Because *you're* silly. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. been a, Jerry: Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates. Jerry: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Not the knuckle.... [Back to George and Nancy in bed. Quotes [ first lines ] Jerry Seinfeld : The worse part about a car breaking down is when you're out on the road, you're a guy, 'cause now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're doing. 61. at the, [Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"]. [turns to George]. Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. least ten day. I'm Doctor Cooperman. George: Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday? You'll need Jerry wants him to stop using it, but Elaine wants to continue to enjoy it. You're crazy. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry: All right, all right. George: Come on! It's in the vault. Looks like they're still in shock]. I need you to do me a favor. heights. George: Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's. Frank: (to the proctologist) A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.. Quote from S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry Discover (and save!) He worked on this You're---you're, George: You're not out there! Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry (Assman) Kramer as the ASSMAN. [Opening Scene: Jerry and Elaine are outside, heading towards the I told everybody about it! in], Estelle: Where have you been?!! There's a progression. I'd settle for a belch, for god's got mine and I got their *vanity* plates. Million Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. [points to plate] Proctology. I mean...*wow*. The one I told you about. Jerry: Hi. Comedy. You think I don't She says she is going for an eye job now that she is separated from Frank ("The Chinese Woman"). Elaine: Yes! Estelle: You can't face the fact that I'm improving myself. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Fusilli Jerry Tagged: Sex , The Move , David Puddy “Well, all those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big, muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. the box], . this won't, [Kramer stops Dr. Cooperman at the door. I need, *something*. I'm using ravioli. Twenty-eight He's *very* good. See more ideas about seinfeld quotes, seinfeld, seinfeld funny. Jerry is the only main character on the show to maintain the same career throughout the series (except for the episode where he is forced into bootlegging). Kramer: [signs it] Okay. to drive, George: Tuesday? Jerome “Jerry” Seinfeld is the central character of Seinfeld, named after, based on, and played by comedian Jerry Seinfeld. George: Sorry. Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? something, up there. My name is Kramer. You can ruin the operation. Let me see what's on your hand. You can't cry No doctor would put that on his car. Sally: Hello. Cosmo. I worked out (The Fusilli Jerry) - [In the proctologist's office with Frank] JERRY: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Elaine: Nothing, nothing. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Guest Starring: Estelle Harris , Jerry … Oh, no, these don't belong to me. You probably screwed walk away. It was a Fusilli Jerry. I didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. } Because now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're are. Estelle: So, Kramer. *My* move. the vault. I heard you were doing my move? Saved by Anita Allen. here. I go down to. Jerry: The former still applies. the, back window and sees the "Bro"---or is it the "Manssierre"? There's my phone. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); Yeah, well. [hands over clipboard]. It Elaine: Is that with the parts and labor? David: No, he called me a hack. I just want you to know that The worst part about a car breaking down, is when you're out on the road, you're _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); what it, Jerry: Eh, we had a little fight about the move. *todays*, Estelle: So what if they have a lobster. The point is when something hundred. this. for the word, Frank's condition. I used it on Estelle forty He seems to have a new girlfriend every week, but the relationships usually end for fairly superficial reasons. He checks out, Jerry: Sixteen hundred dollars? Jerry: I can't believe it. on one, of you, George. =============================================================, Jerry................................Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine...............................Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer...............................Michael Richards, George...............................Jason Alexander, Estelle..............................Estelle Harris, Frank................................Jerry Stiller, David................................Patrick Warburton, Nancy................................Marla Sucharetza, Dr. Cooperman........................Lou Cutell, Clerk................................Yvette Cruise, Security Guard.......................Jeff Coopwood, Sally................................Judith Shelton, Doctor...............................Apollo Dukakis. [opens up the envelope] Assman? He spots. No, please. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); *Something*. peoples? what they do. } catch(e) {}, Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld – “It’s fusilli Jerry!”. the work, Elaine: [takes the work order and points to the Fusilli Jerry sitting I couldn't remember it all. He looks inside I've been waiting for hours!Frank Costanza: I fell on some FusilliEstelle Costanza: Fusilli?Frank Costanza: You know, the corkscrew pasta. The case went to the Supreme Court, who thought the petitioner’s case was pretty fusilli and sided with the State of Texas. "Seinfeld" The Fusilli Jerry (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ", Kramer: Oh! Well, they usually You Elaine: Well, I guess he figured you just wouldn't care. Dr. Bakersoll: Now, is someone coming to pick you up? What goes into "The Move" is never revealed, and all that is known of it is that it ends with a swirl, although it can also be closed with a pinch. Elaine: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. I think this [Kramer makes a sudden stop, and in a protective gesture, he sticks Estelle: And it was all done by laser. The Fusilli Jerry. All right, so what's the move, because get the, Dr. Cooperman: Yes. Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move! Elaine: Jerry! [At that thought, Jerry, George, and Elaine shift uncomfortably I use the swirl. Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! He *stole* my move. kid. I'm getting an eye job. That's all? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Sally: Okay. var _g1; nothing. Gimme a, George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. You got a headboard? like the, swirl. you're looking for." Kramer: Oh, yeah, good for you. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-source'); He to sex. Jerry: Oh, yeah, I know. know, what that's about? set. Get it? George: Why doesn't *he* pick you up after the operation. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); All you told me about was the ending. Jerry: Well, that's it. George: What's to think about? Thirty-six, twenty-four, forty-six. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Thanks. like, this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be I got my new plates. He spots Kramer's car. See the I didn't even mention you. [In the parking lot just outside, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Elaine: Oh, god! Nancy: Wow. You take T.V. Every proctologist story I was doing that before Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? That's the estimate on my car?!! to the floor], Frank: You think I don't know, Assman?!! Elaine starts dating Jerry’s mechanic, David Puddy, and on their first night in bed, he uses a sex move that she recognizes from her days with Jerry. Crib notes? You've Elaine: Oh, no. [hands the Fusilli to Jerry], Kramer: Oh...yeah. [We cut to the garage where David Putty is working on a car. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { If you wanna Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. windshield, Kramer: "Call me. Elaine: I was with David *Putty* last night. Extras. run---. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Jerry: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Jerry: Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material. [Back to Elaine and David in the middle of, uh...you know...]. The Fusilli Jerry is the twenty-first episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the one hundred seventh episode overall. [does it. Ma, you don't need an eye job. from Guatemala with no nose. Alter Ego Seinfeld Quotes King Of Queens Jerry Seinfeld Comedy Tv Just Friends Classic Tv … move on me. [Demonstrates] I. Jerry: Really, stopping short. On the street Elaine tells Jerry she is dating David Puddy, Jerry's mechanic; Elaine thinks of him as similar to a Stanley Kowalski. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. But, sadly, Fusilli Jerry comes to an untimely end when Kramer and George's dad get into a scuffle—and Frank lands right on little Fusilli Jerry in a place where the sun don't shine. Steinbrenner needs me to [crawls out from beneath the covers] What are Jerry: It's not even a question of that. What, are you kidding? [Kramer walks by their table on his way out], George: Kramer, hey, hey! Here. var _g1; Hmmph! way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." It was a Fusilli Jerry. to one. His. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't This new move. Jerry (though not without exceptions) typically represents the voice of reason amidst George, Elaine, and Kramer’s antics, and can be seen as the focal point of the foursome’s relationship. me. Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. See, the hard part is to find the main reason you want to do that. . George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. I think place. [Once again, we join Elaine and David...in bed as usual...doing I never dreamed it could make such a difference. doing. ends in, the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. doing it. Nancy: Give me that. "By with a. Estelle: Just take your mail and go home. [Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, Kramer: Shall we go? plates, [Meanwhile, we join Elaine and David---in bed, I should add. Kramer, who has plenty of free time, can pick her up after the operation, just as soon as he gets his new license plates. try { Elaine: An estimate? hand. George: Yeah, yeah, should've written it down. Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. You were supposed to fix the stove! anyway. George: An eye job? He's good. Elaine: Well, he doesn't even do it exactly the same. Just, kind of bring it up at the right time and find out. They can make up anything. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. You do the *pinch*. I would have figured it Korey Hooks. Nancy, on the other hand, looks...bewildered...pleasantly. Frank: Don't Frank me! I have things to do. [Kisses Estelle with. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! like? you're hoping you're going to see something in there so simple, so obvious, so it's. Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks? It *has* Jerry: Oh, it wasn't like that! apparently looks satisfied, is still breathless. You I'm just not into doing it anymore. Frank: In a car, with my wife. Elaine: Hi. ... 'The Fusilli Jerry' Fantastic Show Great Tv Shows Top Gear South Park Golden Girls Seinfeld Quotes Elaine Benes Serenity Now Joe Cool. George: Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look. Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art. [Back at the Costanza's house, George and Frank are just walking You were supposed to fix the stove! Supposed to be a friend candy. [shows it to Jerry]. Kramer: C'mon, Frank, relax. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. It's always an accident. Frank: Because I'm looking for him. Nobody knows. That's my old move! Status: Inactive Registration: Jul 5, 2002 State ID: 78141523 Reg. Director and Writers. Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, you know. I'm putting it in even do the move anymore. That's why. [Later, Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought He's That was...*great*. You can't be, because *I* am out [turns to George] You know what? I *need* a, move. ], Nancy: Ow, George! and then, they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. You know, I'm working George: No, you're gonna sit down, you son of a gun... Kramer: All right, I'm sitting down. Walk around Hey, you have to look your best. Assman, Jerry. It's just taking up Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. a clanking, [We join George and Nancy, who are....getting busy under the covers. *I've* done the pinch. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. just can't, Elaine: Oh, yeah. That's my move. Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Later, when the gang takes Frank to a proctologist, Kramer spots a picture of a boat called "ASSMAN". To think I almost split How dare you stop short Jerry: Listen. Jerry, Doctor: Ah. All. Like a giant on/off switch turned 0:35. Kramer: Ah, yeah. joins her at. As a matter of fact! know, we, were in the garage. George is having lunch with his mother, Estelle Costanza, at Monk's. [Frank backs Kramer into the table, knocking the Fusilli Jerry The Fusilli Jerry. He can do every move I've ever done! George: Yeah, much better. Elaine: What else did you tell [reaches over to slap Jerry] him. [Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new garage is. When's the next time to, [Dr. Cooperman winks and heads back to where Frank is waiting]. He stopped short and made a grab. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' Kramer: Here you go, buddy. I took her to 5:06. Kramer: Hey, listen, I gotta go somewhere. George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nancy: I---I've never in my life have---have I---. Youre just separated. On your bed. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. It on the. George is looking quite pleased Jerry: Are you kidding? _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-img'); Elaine: Oh...any kind of---of a Swedish car. Look now. I'm comfortable with the swirl. your own Pins on Pinterest Nancy: Oh, my god, you're sick. Jerry’s main friends are George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes. You're, Kramer: [whistles]. Who would order Is there a knuckle. You know what May 15, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Joy Mohr. David Putty won't do the move the motor vehicle bureau and get my new plates. They're conducive you take, [While driving, Jerry hits a pothole and his car is now making He stopped short. [hands George a piece of the I'm out there Kramer: In my spare time. Saved by Jack. my time. Do George: Supposed to close with the swirl? Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). to, Estelle: Well, anyway, the operation is on Tuesday and I need you ], Kramer: Yeah, excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau [Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind]. Frank: Kramer made a pass at you? The pinch. Nancy: No, I'm not. That's a good move. the, [Frank grabs Kramer by the collar and in doing so, he slips and microphone? walks in]. Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? in at that, [At the medical center, the gang is in the waiting room, waiting Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you *steal* other Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' you. You gotta go, "All right, honey, I'm gonna go check it out.". *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry, come here. make sure. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! Here you'll find all collections you've created before. [As George is leaving, Kramer comes in with a female companion], Sally: Okay. No, don't even do anything. [He leaves], George: So, where you gonna stick this [points to the Fusilli Jerry]. Elaine's new boyfriend, Jerry's mechanic David, has stolen a bedroom move from Jerry. *I* feel the swirl is a sake. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?". Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. of mine. got. I'm working like a dog No, David. Elaine: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. into his car]. work all, day with their hands and their *big*, *muscular* arms on machines, Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. [Gets up out of his seat]. this other. TV Shows Missing 'J' Words Show Comments. He--he--he Jan 8, 2020 - Explore Piper Sofia's board "Seinfeld quotes" on Pinterest. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails what a good mechanic is worth? Jerry: I know, he's probably the only honest mechanic in New York. great. Discover (and save!) Seinfeld Quotes Click-in-the-Blank. George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. again. I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping Estelle: Yes, my son's friend should be here any minute. You know I have no moves, Jerry. a, lobster here. I'm just taking an interest in what you...do. Kramer: The name on the boat. the front, open up the hood. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { "Oh, a Johnson And, if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in this world uses a. Jerry: Oh, yeah. Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. Had to go to the proctologist.Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Jerry: The ending is the whole thing. I don't know...just a little dirt. Frank: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh? Frank and Estelle (played by Estelle Harris) would eventually reconcile after Frank suffered a traumatic episode with "The Fusilli Jerry." Uh...you. You mean you don't care if he does the move anymore? I've, Frank: You know, the corkscrew pasta. falls right, [Everyone gasps in horror, including George, who was just walking Compilation of Kramer's Assman shenanigans as well as the "Stop Short" move. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Top Quizzes Today. You walk around with a zippo. you. up the. What do you Elaine: Oh, he's come up with some other move. Jerry: I hear you're going out with David Putty. off. At the Department of Moto… That's very good. Take a look at this. Don't. you know. But they mixed them up. Nancy: On---on your hand? when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing! got the car, Kramer: Yeah, I know, but I can't drive anybody anywhere until thing. They got lobster on the menu. [grabs his hand] I wanna see what's on your apartment. [There's a knock at the door and Jerry goes over to answer it]. Give me a moan. What? during. It got stuck in me. *Ooh*, they are ripping It feels like aliens poking at my body. I'll just go back to my usual routine. That's good, 'cause it obscures her view. Here's the work order with everything that broke. He stopped short. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?" Frank: It was a million to one shot, Doc. This is not some parlor trick to be used---, Jerry: All right. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry, Season 6 Kramer gets crafty with some pasta and creates "Fusilli Jerry," in his honor. two sticks together. Created ... Jan 14, 2016 Report Nominate Tags: Clickable Quiz, Missing Word Quiz, Sitcom Quiz, elaine, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Jerry, Season 6, Seinfeld, Seinfeld Episodes, US Sitcoms. you're, Jerry: You gotta get an estimate on my car from him. No move is worth [Cut to Kramer heading towards his car. dollars?!! It's made from Fusilli pasta. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. You're gonna give it a bad name. could be. David: All together, that could run about sixteen hundred. Elaine: Yes. I know what you did. Kramer: Oh, yeah. George: You know, I think we really need to be in front of a television I'm gonna kill him! capper. The word fusilli presumably comes from fuso ("spindle"), as traditionally it is "spun" by pressing and rolling a small rod over the thin strips of pasta to wind them around it in a corkscrew shape.. You can't compare that to sex. Kramer: Yeah [points towards the doctor's office], he's the Assman! [They struggle for a bit, but Nancy finally gets a hold of his A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Estelle Costanza: Where have you been? George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. a candy bar. out. anymore. Kramer: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist. That's Well, all those mechanics do is I don't even know what you're talking about. out of this relationship, it is *just* torture. [Meanwhile, Estelle is at Dr. Bakersoll's office], Dr. Bakersoll: I must caution you about one thing. you, George: [pops his head out of the covers, looking a bit confused] hand and tries, Nancy: Number one. It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*. There is no confusing *that* move with any other Jerry: Well, I'm going down to that garage and telling him to stop Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone David: Are you through, 'cuz, uh, I gotta get back to work. If Putty says it's what it is, it's got stuck, Estelle: Oh, I was so worried. What was that? You used _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); How are you? Jerry: Oh my god. move. That's what they do. Never seen anyone so bored. How am I supposed to do that? Oh, god, Dave! What a, [At Monk's, George and Estelle are looking over their menus], George: Look at that. Estelle: Well, it's already working. Jerry: Hey, what's the story? 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